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1、不惧猛虎般的敌人,就怕猪一样的战友。

2、问君能有几多愁,恰似没钱买馒头!

3、别人送你一朵花,你就跟她走?看来我得给你送个花圈你才会回来!

4、再牛B的烟头也会被尿浇灭。

5、你在跟我讲爱情?总觉的你在跟我说聊斋。

6、我向来认为女的少,男的多!这也就是狼比较多,肉还是挺少的!

7、地球靠你们了,我回火星去。

8、不要害怕诱惑,你抵制了它,说明你是个好人;抵制失败了,说明你曾经是个好人。

9、虽然你什么都不如我,但我绿帽子带不过你。

10、每当困难的时候我就念藏经:“噢嘛呢哞嘛哄”, 翻译成英文就是:All money go my home!



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